And men say WOMEN are vain?!?I'm not making this shit up!
"The design of the underwear, separates and lifts. The fabric cup protrudes everything out in front instead of down towards the ground," said "Wonderjock" designer Sean Ashby.
"There is no padding, rings or strings," said Ashby, a co-founder of the Internet-based AussieBum firm.
Ashby said the idea for the "Wonderjock" was the result of online feedback from customers who expressed an interest in looking bigger, just like women using the "Wonderbra".
"When you go to a department store to buy underwear you usually get a grandmother serving, which is not the ideal way to get feedback," said Ashby. "Our customers give us feedback. We didn't realise that big is better."
Let this sink in a moment...
Okay we are talking about mens' penises here. And how men feel about their penis. They didn't realize big is better??? Where the hell have they been since the dawn of humankind??
And furthermore... how DARE men say that women are vain? Does this fall into the realm of vanity? Methinks so my fellow bitches.
So if you want your man to look like he is packing more than he is, run your little self to http://www.aussiebum.com and get him a pair. Personally, I'll be ordering a few pair for my boyfriend. If he wants to see me looking my best in the most uncomfortable bra imaginable, lets see how he likes his frank and 2 beans to be "lifted and separated."
Somehow I can't just help feeling women are just a little bit closer to taking back our dignity... and the world!
1 comment:
Well,lovely. the codpiece has returned. What next? Stuff the pouch with apples or sausages to make the whole thing jiggle?
Ah, well. If we women can do it with our breasts, why not the men with their, er, nether parts.
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